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janinebrody:

zevranarinais:

People who go on baby name sites

  • Expecting parents
  • Gamers naming their rpg characters
  • writers

queenjourneyquill:

kennyackermans:

Shingeki no Kyojin + LOTR quotes. Inspiration (x

IF YOU SAY YOUR BLOG DOESN’T NEED THIS, YOU ARE LYING.

kawaiiprincessroxy:

do you ever stretch and just MAKE THE LOUDEST SEXUAL NOISE EVER

coolator:

the turkey swiss on rye incident

ugly:

yungbasedblogger:

apparently “bae” means “before anyone else” i always thought it was a ghetto word for “babe”

you mean bacon and eggs right

unmonroe:

glow-cloudwatcher240:

drinkmasturbatecry:

foundorfollowed:

spoopylesbianronweasley:

postbusters:

timmy-tech:

Works every time.. :) 

DO NOT DO THIS DO NOT MICROWAVE METAL IT WILL BREAK YOUR MICROWAVE

omg just run the spoon under hot water like a normal person where in god’s name were you people raised

honestly now

ICE CREAM TOO HARD? SET YOUR HOUSE ON FIRE.

the fuck is wrong with you

What is going with this post

unmonroe:

glow-cloudwatcher240:

drinkmasturbatecry:

foundorfollowed:

spoopylesbianronweasley:

postbusters:

timmy-tech:

Works every time.. :) 

DO NOT DO THIS DO NOT MICROWAVE METAL IT WILL BREAK YOUR MICROWAVE

omg just run the spoon under hot water like a normal person where in god’s name were you people raised

honestly now

ICE CREAM TOO HARD? SET YOUR HOUSE ON FIRE.

the fuck is wrong with you

What is going with this post

sylviabal:

michaelvarrati:

tommyjarvisx3:

always reblog

I mean, the evidence speaks for itself.

there is only one stage and its being an idiot weeaboo piece of shit

sjmoriarty:

one time i was channel surfing and i came to a scene in twilight where rob pattinson climbs up into a tree as edward cullen and i changed the channel and rob pattinson hopped out of a tree as cedric diggory from harry potter

floozys:

vagina’s are able to stretch wide enough to give birth to a fucking baby and then return to it’s original size but of course being penetrated by that grass blade you call a penis is what’s going to make it “loose”

natsudickneel:

this is the best out of context picture ever and you cannot convince me otherwise

natsudickneel:

this is the best out of context picture ever and you cannot convince me otherwise

some-wayward-daughter:

onesimus42:

adrateia:

so being a reader is basically a constant struggle between deciding on reading what you bought recently, what you bought ages ago and should stop ignoring, and what you really ought to reread.

And then reading fanfic instead.

The accuracy is incredible

dutchster:

why is it called common sense if it’s so rare